Already Another Day?!

Did you just say something?

Ground yellow split peas mixed with water over
a hot stove makes for some amazing tofu to
 make ah thote.

*glances around*

Oh hello there Rosemary Raisin Bread, your--ahem--parts are peeking.

At least you didn't burn!

And is this the rest of your family? Nice to meet you guys!

Oh hey, they're as beautiful on the inside as they
are on the outside!

Huh? What did you just say? "Happy May?" Don't you mean "Happy April?"

Fishes cooking in their own oil and eggs. How deliciously gruesome...

Worry not, you guys will not have died in vain!

Wait--what do you mean? Isn't it still April? Didn't I just turn 18? AP testing is next week? Graduation is in two weeks? I still have a monumental-scale art project to plan, coordinate, and complete in only several days?

Dad cooks a full multiple-course dinner for the first time in a while!

Stop it--you're joking, aren't you?

Cauliflower and rice cakes can never go wrong.

*gives the calendar a cursory glance*

Dad waves his chopstick in front of the camera.
"Don't take pictures! I arranged it so well, and then
your mom ate all of the veggies [the dish was garnished
 with green bell peppers "beautifully," according to my father]!"
Mom just can't keep her fingers off of the food, huh.

Oh my goodness. It is definitely time to hustle, isn't it? Time to cue the battle music.